Here is the first paragraph of the review:
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090623/REVIEWS/906239997
I'm kind of scared to see it now. I might just go downstairs and start bagning pots and pans instead.
2 comments:
saw it last night and Ebert nails it.
I just saw it and Ebert can suck it. If he was going into it thinking it would win an Academy Award then I could understand him being dissapointed. But it's a movie about alien robots, what else can you expect other than them blowing shit up. It's just another example of the critic-audience divide. Most people went to see Megan Fox.
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