Dave gets a reach around

All of this recent blogging has inspired me to write a little something of my own. First off good luck in erie Lou! I remember some sort of golf themed pub crawl that I drove through once when i was in erie. You should figure that out. So we had a three day weekend, I guess that fact that we have to get ready for the US Open in less than a year means nothing to businessmen. So we decided to start the weekend on wednesday. Me and Bachman went on what i guess you could call a double date. Sparks did not fly for me but Bachman is in love. Anyway we finished eating and came back to our house for some beer pong (classy). We didn't get to bed until 1230 or so and we had to get up at 4 am. I was a waste of life at work on thursday but I survived. Thursday night we went out in downtown monterey. It was pretty uneventful. We just made fun of all the freaks at the bar. Only about 5% of the population here seems like normal human beings. Anyway friday night we went to Santa Cruz for a free Eddie Money concert (he sings the song "2 tickets to Paradise"). They were selling 24 oz bud light tall boys on the boardwalk so we pounded a few of those during the show and then hit up a bar afterwards (the bar was called blue lagoon and their wrist stamp was "BLOG" I found that humerous). I was drinking gin and redbulls because I was running on about 9 hours of sleep in the last 3 nights. I have never heard of anyone else ordering a Gin and redbull so i'm going to go ahead and say that I invented it. It was not bad and I got pretty drunk. Anyway we were just kind of hanging out at the bar near the dance floor and I was talking to one of the girls that was on the double date I told you about earlier. All of the sudden I felt a bump on my back and a hand squeezing my family jewels. Needless to say I was a bit startled. I turned around and saw a girl that I had never seen before. I said something like "that was inappropriate" and she walked away (now I know how girls feel when random dudes grab their ass). Today I found out through some friends that the phantom fondler ran across the room stuck her hand between my legs and grabbed my nuts. I have no Idea why I was targeted. I was completely flabbergasted for the rest of the night. I have never been in so much shock. This will go down as one of my strangest yet more enjoyable weekends in california.

In other news I finally saw the hangover and it was pretty funny but it was hyped up so much that I was expecting a little more. I give it a 7 out of 10.

Peace out yall,
Dave