Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Slow Motion Has Never Looked So Good...

THE DISTRICT -- I just got back from seeing Transformers. First off, it's fucking long...2 and a half hours. Luckily, I don't work until 3pm tomorrow...I mean today. I actually liked the movie. I'll try not to give anything away, but you know how in the first one, it took like 30 minutes before you even got to see a Transformer...well, this one is all about Transformers fighting. I read on a blog that they had something like 40 different ones in the movie.

I've read reviews about the movie not having much of a plot, but if I rate the movie as an action movie alone, I'd give it 8 out of 10. Shia LaBeouf wasn't as much of a bitch as his name makes him sound like, Optimus was a fucking G, and I'll be dreaming about slow motion scenes of Megan Fox running for a long time.

WARNING: the twin Transformers are so racist, and I'm not one hundred percent sure, but there's a scene with the twins and Bumblebee where I think the twins yell out the N word. Look for it when you see the movie, and let me know.

-Tenn

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