Friday, September 12, 2008

Random thoughts and Retards...

NSU Library-
Sorry about bitching... nobody writes on this blog anymore... so I decided to put it to some use by talkin shit on McCain and his followers
But first, girls of the Big 10 are in the new playboy. PSU Represents... POORLY. I actually TAd one of the girls... she was in the EMT class, what a joke this issue was. The girl on the cover was actually from U of Florida, well deservingly because no Big 10 girls in this issue were Tryna. I am so disappointed in Penn State after looking at these chicks man. If I can figure it out, I will post the pic of the PSU girls on the blog. But either way, the not trynaness of these jauns doesnt represent at all; we've had girls a million times hotter at our parties. Christ....

Anyway,
As I sit here in the library studying for Anatomy for the last 6 hours hopped up on aterol (I need more Lou), I got bored and checked the presidential polls. Now, although McCain is winning in the popular vote polls, the electoral votes are pretty much dead even. I'm really pulling for Obama on this one, and the whole thing reminded me of freshman year when me and Rave would argue for hours on ethics, religion, politics, etc. I would argue why abortion is wrong and he would argue opposite, I was more conservative and he was liberal. After the election, I was quite content that Bush won and I rubbed it in Raven's face. Well, this is my formal apology- Rave, I am sorry, you were right. As much as a pussy Kerry was, our country would be in such a better place right now if he was tryna. We would have stem cell research, maybe the housing market wouldnt be in the shitter, education would be better, the list goes on. The abortion thing, Rave pretty much convinced me that it should be up to a woman, cuz who are we to say what is right and what is wrong? You ever see the one family guy episode where Peter has a stroke and Stem Cells fix him after like 20 minutes??-- and he says "WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!?!?!?" Exactly.

I read the news, polls, and opinions and have come to the conclusion that Republicans consist only of retards. So, when I see how people react to various commercials and what works, its just so obvious that McCain panders to retards... therefore I have come to the conclusion that half of America is retarded. And I mean retarded retarded. **Example: I am in one of my clinical classes where they teach us how to speak to patients and how to explain to them how to take medications, how much, etc. Well, one example they gave us was where this woman was given some medication for her herpes (Valtrex). Now, this doctor told the woman to take it twice a day and she says "OK". So, she comes back a couple months later and tells the doctor that she continues to get outbreaks and she has taken the medication per the doctor's orders. Well, after asking a few questions, this is what the woman says "I take my pill twice daily when I take my baths" The doc says, what do you mean? Woman- "Well, I drop the pill in the bathwater, sit in the bath for about an hour, and then go to work. I do it in the morning and at night, everyday." The woman thinks that dropping a fucking pill in her bath is going to work. RETARD!
People now think Obama wants sex ed for Kindergardeners because Obama wants to set up a program that teaches kids what the difference is between a "Good Touch" and a "Bad Touch" to prevent molestation/ child rape. RETARDS!
The problem stems from people only watching prime time television on Fox like Are You Smarter than a 5th grader or Dont Forget the Lyrics or American Idol and shit like that. McCain trynas with these commercials, then these idiots who are watching actually believe him and don't think twice about it cuz they never thought to pick up a paper or watch CNN and realize that he is an old douche. RETARDS!
And I am sorry, but has anyone listened to Sara Palin, she is so dumb. Honestly, she is not an intelligent person at all. She seems so far removed from politics and the world in general, it honestly shocks me that people do in fact like her. She wants to overturn Roe vs Wade, wants to increase Oil Drilling in the Arctic Nature Preserves, she is so stupid.

Alright, Im peacin... still tryna go to Michigan State game.

Love,
Skip

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