The l33t Cala pwns the n00b haxzor Skip

BUILDING 37, NIH -- Work has been pretty boring today so I might as well blog. Last night I went to the Phillies vs. Nationals game which was awesome because the Phillies pwned the shit out of them. Nationals fans are so sad...Atleast have some honor in your team! J'mon!!! On the metro ride to the game, I'm sitting across from this dude and all his n00b ass friends (They're all wearing Nationals shirts). Of course, I'm sportin' my badass Chase Utley shirt. At a first glance, I thought he was gonna talk shit on me as they all seemed to give me this dirty stare when I walked into the metro. I was prepared with my trashtalking because I did some research on the Nationals. For instance, worst record in baseball, scored 3 runs in the past 6 games, half of the team should be in double A, etc. But, then as I sat down, he says, "We're just gonna congratulate you before the game starts." They all start laughing and I'm just sitting there like... are you kidding me. Pathetic.

Furthermore, during the game, there were probably an equal amount of Phillies fans and Nationals fans. A bunch of Nationals fans started talking about how annoying and rude Philadelphia fans were. I understand... Philly fans are pretty obnoxious, but they just kept going on and on about it while their team was gettin shat on by Utley & Co. So what do Philly fans do in response to the irritating bantering from the National fans. E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! We did that about 10 times for the rest of the game. It was great.

Dave, its funny that you bring up those words (l33t and haxzor) because I recently learned them from my cousin and his friends. You should check out the definitions of them on urbandictionary.com. They are hilarious. But, l33t basically means that you are very skilled at something (elite) and haxzor is someone that cheats or hacks in order to win, from what I understand. And apparently, noob is supposed to be spelled with two zeros. Kids these days...

Also, I've been watching ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA... great show. www.hulu.com has really good quality streaming videos of a lot of shows so check it out.

-Louie