LETS GO PENS

ARGENTINE RESIDENCE -- My buddy Andrew turned 22 yesterday, so for his birthday we took him to the South Side to get some drinks 'n' 'at.  First we went to this sports bar that had a tryna bartender but no-one there.  So we walked to the bumpin part of the South Side to this club called Diesel.  So we go in, check the place out, it's kind of like Cellblock.  We go up to the upper level where there's a bar and VIP section to get a drink, and as we come up the steps down comes Marc Andre Fleury.  Then we get up top and the entire Penguins team is chillin in the VIP section and at the bar:  Crosby (underage), Gill, Talbot, Malone, and Malkin with his bruised and cut face.  They pretty much ignored all us guys except for a hello and a handshake and gave all their attention to all the jauns who were grinding and tryna with them.  The one thing I did realize is how big all these guys are, 6 something and jacked.

-Per