Thursday, May 8, 2008

Fuckin journo

This note was left on my computer...anyone with info on the suspect will get a $3 reward...we have a few leads.

Dear diary,

Yesterday this bloody yank journo tried to interview me about my involvement in the latest firm fight between west ham and arsenal. Of course the mighty hammers beat arsenal to a bloody pulp on the pitch but all this yank journo could talk about was the scuffle in the alley that went down after the match. I swear if I ever see the yank again I’ll kick the tom out of him.

Cherrio,
Tammy Hatcher

-- Weatherman

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