THE OFFICE SEASON PREMIERE

PENN TOWER 711B -- So the other day someone near and dear to me told me and Weatherman that the Office season premiere was thursday, which happens to be tomorrow.  Excitedly we cleared all our plans for the hilarity that would ensue from this new season.  But when I rechecked my calendar I realized that the season premiere is not until NEXT thursday.  Unfortunately for us, we were both duped by this man who we thought our foremost friend.  You may know him as the doctor of deception and deceit, that foremost foster of fabrication, falsehoods, and fallacies, the maestro of misinterpretation and misstatement, sometimes described as a pitiless perjurer and prevaricator:  Louie Shou.  Do not fall into the same trap that we found ourselves in; do not be misled...

-Per